We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Isleham,
we shall fight on the square and slightly bumpy outfield,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength with the ball, we shall defend our wicket, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the crease,
we shall fight in the training nets,
we shall fight in the pavilion over tea,
we shall fight in the pub after a game;
we shall never surrender

Howzat!

Bender, I didn't realise how good a keeper you were until I saw the other keeper today.

The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!

I don't know what these fellows are doing, but whatever they are doing, they sure are doing it well.

I'm not the one dressed as a banana

Jason Gillespie is a 30-year-old in a 36-year-old body

We can get a man on the moon, yet we can't find a white cricket ball that lasts 80 overs.

In my day 58 beers between London and Sydney would have virtually classified you as a teetotaller.

How anyone can spin a ball the width of Gatting boggles the mind.