Dear All,
This is the ‘Old Farts’ team for Sunday’s annual cakewalk against the pretenders ‘the Upstarts’:
Team Manager: Chris Ruddy James OBE
Mark Old Man Tandy (capt 07949839727) MBE
Paul Old Man Darrington CBE
Honey Old Man’s Sandwich Sarao BBE
Vasu Old Holborn Kumanduri BBE
Brian Old Man Farmery CBE
Little Old Man Tommie Elliot CBEEBIES
Paul Old Lady Cooke ODB
Duncan Old Hat Hands (wk) BBC
Matthew Old Bailey Casey GBH
Danny Old Man White ITV
Ameya Now Officially An Old Man Poyerakar BBE